At all times both gnarly and winning, "The Totally Bitchin' Charlie Sheen Coloring Book" will cause your face to melt off and then your children will weep over your exploded body. You buy this book and then like after five seconds you'll be like "Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this unauthorized bastard."

This is the book that started it all; the publishing event that has been hailed as the ultimate Bernie Madoff collectible by Tony Velardi. More than a terrible human being, Bernie Madoff is in fact a sleazebag of historic proportions. Now with this book you can have fun at Bernie Madoff's expense by depicting the bastard any way you like. Draw devil horns on him and black out his teeth if that is your leaning. Or if the mood strikes you, pencil in a goatee and long sideburns on the financial sociopath. It's a big whatever and it's all here, from his youth in Queens, New York to his infamy as the world's biggest crook. And with this book, the whole incredible story is presented in an easy to follow coloring book format Packed to the rim, this book has it all - his rise and fall and all the people he took down with him including the likes of Steven Spielberg, Jeff Katzenberg, Mort Zuckerman, Kevin Bacon, Elie Wiesel. Plus the thousands of everyday slobs he ripped off big time by stealing their life's savings. Then there's Bernie's fakakta wife Ruth, his sons Andrew and Mark Madoff, and the irrepressible Judge Denny Chin. There's mazes, connect-the-dots games, word search games and brain teasers. This is the same crap you would see in a Cinderella coloring book, but this one is much better. Fill out the "certificate of completion" at the end of the book, frame it, and hang it on the wall. This is the ONLY Bernie Madoff coloring book you will ever need Lotsa fun. Great gift item.